Consent – the perfect metaphor

The C word.

Well, one of them.

For some reason the issue of consent is still seen by many as somewhat of a grey area.

The idea that every time you have sex with someone, no matter what the circumstances – female, male, anyone – you must make sure they do actually want to have sex with you, doesn’t seem too confusing to me?

Yet it is that very understanding which can overturn a rape case, or in fact shape one, making it extremely important.

Take the Ched Evans case – he was convicted of rape, whilst his co-defendant wasn’t, because the jury decided whilst it was reasonable to believe the victim had consented to intercourse with Evans’ friend, it’s unreasonable to believe she would have given that same consent to Evans joining in half way through. That’s the same sexual act, with two separate consent issues.

It’s also smack bang in the middle of popular culture – within our films, with ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ facing criticism for scenes where it took way too long for a clear “no” to be listened to. And of course in music, there’s Robin Thicke’s Blurred lines – the poster boy for lack of consent.

“I know you want it”. No, you couldn’t possibly just know what she wants Rob.


With last month’s news that the Home Affairs Select Committee are proposing that sex crime suspects should be given anonymity until they are charged with an offense, bringing rape cases back into the media spotlight, I’ve seen the issue of consent and what it actually is, once again at the forefront of many conversations.

Blogger Rockstar Dinosaur Pirate Princess (erm I know, why didn’t I come up with a completely random, cooler name?) has summed up consent, in quite possibly the best and easiest to understand metaphor I’ve ever read and it’s all based around one of my all time loves – a cup of tea.


Here’s what she has to say:

Just imagine instead of initiating sex, you’re making them a cup of tea.

You say “hey, would you like a cup of tea?” and they go “omg fuck yes, I would fucking LOVE a cup of tea! Thank you!” then you know they want a cup of tea.

If you say “hey, would you like a cup of tea?” and they um and ahh and say, “I’m not really sure…” then you can make them a cup of tea or not, but be aware that they might not drink it, and if they don’t drink it then – this is the important bit –  don’t make them drink it. You can’t blame them for you going to the effort of making the tea on the off-chance they wanted it; you just have to deal with them not drinking it. Just because you made it doesn’t mean you are entitled to watch them drink it.

If they say “No thank you” then don’t make them tea. At all. Don’t make them tea, don’t make them drink tea, don’t get annoyed at them for not wanting tea. They just don’t want tea, ok?

They might say “Yes please, that’s kind of you” and then when the tea arrives they actually don’t want the tea at all. Sure, that’s kind of annoying as you’ve gone to the effort of making the tea, but they remain under no obligation to drink the tea. They did want tea, now they don’t. Sometimes people change their mind in the time it takes to boil that kettle, brew the tea and add the milk. And it’s ok for people to change their mind, and you are still not entitled to watch them drink it even though you went to the trouble of making it.

If they are unconscious, don’t make them tea. Unconscious people don’t want tea and can’t answer the question “do you want tea” because they are unconscious.

Ok, maybe they were conscious when you asked them if they wanted tea, and they said yes, but in the time it took you to boil that kettle, brew the tea and add the milk they are now unconscious. You should just put the tea down, make sure the unconscious person is safe, and  – this is the important bit – don’t make them drink the tea. They said yes then, sure, but unconscious people don’t want tea.

If someone said yes to tea, started drinking it, and then passed out before they’d finished it, don’t keep on pouring it down their throat. Take the tea away and make sure they are safe.  Because unconscious people don’t want tea. Trust me on this.

If someone said “yes” to tea around your  house last saturday, that doesn’t mean that they want you to make them tea all the time. They don’t want you to come around unexpectedly to their place and make them tea and force them to drink it going “BUT YOU WANTED TEA LAST WEEK”, or to wake up to find you pouring tea down their throat going “BUT YOU WANTED TEA LAST NIGHT”.

Do you think this is a stupid analogy? Yes, you all know this already  – of course you wouldn’t force feed someone tea because they said yes to a cup last week. Of COURSE you wouldn’t pour tea down the throat of an unconcious person because they said yes to tea 5 minutes ago when they were conscious. But if you can understand how completely ludicrous it is to force people to have tea when they don’t want tea, and you are able to understand when people don’t want tea, then how hard is it to understand when it comes to sex?

Whether it’s tea or sex, Consent Is Everything.


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